It’s been so long since
we’ve been out so I thought I’d grab the bull by the horns and enter a
competition at the last minute. It was at a very lovely venue, close to the
yard and had a relatively easy elementary test on the schedule so it seemed
like a no-brainer. Plus, half the yard were going so I didn’t want to miss out
on the party! It had been nine months since Romy and I were out, I actually
could hardly believe that myself when I counted. I was used to going out at
least once a month and the gap meant I was more nervous than I ever was (not
difficult, given I’m normally pretty chilled at competitions).
It was like I was going
competing for the first time. His white bandages were bleached within an inch
of their shiny white lives. I got a new saddle cloth for the occasion. He was
trimmed and prepped and painted as if it were nationals. Plaits sewn in. Hooves
blackened. Tack soaked and oiled. Game on.
My first mistake of the
day was leaving the yard about 17 hours before my test. I’m all for giving
yourself plenty of time but Romy is still new to this competing lark and I’m
still learning things about him. That day, I learnt that he doesn’t wee when he’s
out. I’m sure the grooms at my yard will vouch for me (with anger it their
hearts) when I say that Romy drinks water like a fish and pisses like a racehorse
so it was a long time to go without wee’ing.
Checking out the 'monsters' |
Second mistake of the
day came by way of a pair of spurs. I hadn’t been wearing spurs because I need
to work on getting him forward and when he feels the spur he bunches up. And he
had been going well without the spurs. So why oh why in baby jesus’ name I
decided to put them on and dig him in his overflowing bladder is beyond me. Such
a rookie mistake, and I don’t consider myself a rookie so there’s no excuse at
all.
Third mistake of the day happened just as we were about to go in to do our test....I heard 'VICTORIAAAAAAAAA' and looked to see my instructor Sandra doing a billy-go-lightly across the arena. 'YOUR BANDAGES ARE STILL ON'....cue four people frantically pulling at my horses legs and a red faced Victoria sat on board like a ripened tomato.
But to rewind; with a little
persuasion from Mr. Leadrope, Romy loaded fine and travelled like a dream. In
fact, he behaved impeccably all day. He was a little nervous going into the
warmup, but that’s understandable given he hasn’t been out in so long. And
actually for only his fourth ever competition I couldn’t be happier. We had a
nice bit of communication going on, he was definitely distracted from time to
time but eventually got down to it.
Me: Good boy Romy, you’re
getting to grips with all this dressage stuff.
Romy: Yeah, totes I am…..wait….SQUIRRELL……where
was I…oh yeah, I’m enjoying being around all these other…..SQUIRREL
Me: Romy, lets stop
looking at the trailblazers classes…I know you don’t know what a pony is, or a
small child for that matter, but they’re not that interesting, promise.
Romy: OK, ok, lets try
this half pass thing we’ve been working on……how’d ya like them apples?
Me: Yeah, good boy! You’re
definitely getting to grips with….oh, what was that…a flying change? Oh, no
worries, I think it was clean so lets keep going.
Romy: Yeah, that was
good eh? How about THIS one…. (changes, clean, again).
Me: Hmmmm, yeah, that
will be good in about two levels higher than this one, lets try the other rein.
Romy: I CAN DO MY TRICK
ON THE OTHER REIN TOO…..YEEEAAAAHHHH MEEEEEEEEEEE.
I just did the one test
as he’s still coming back from time off but I will try him out again in a
couple of weeks if he’s feeling up to it. Apples for pony, wine for moi, lots
of lessons learnt and things to remember for next time.
V x
BOOOOIIIING!! |